Saturday, April 23, 2011

Pets - Notice

The following was found posted   very   low    on a  refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats:
  The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food.
The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my
plate of food  does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find  that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by  NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the bottom is not the object.   Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.  
I cannot buy anything bigger than a  king sized bed. I am very sorry about this.
Do not think I will continue  sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however.
Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep  perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible.

I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging  out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle,
I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow,  try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is:
 Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I
 have posted the following message on the front door:


(1)  They live here. You don't. 
(2)  If you don't want their hair on your clothes,
      stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. 
(3)  I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 
(4)  To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted
       sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1)  eat less, 
(2)  don't ask for money all the time, 
(3)  are easier to train, 
(4)  normally come when called, 
(5)  never ask to drive the car,
(6)  don't smoke or  drink, 
(7)  don't want to wear your clothes, 
(8)  don't have to buy the latest fashions, 
(9)   don't need a gazillion dollars for college and

(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children...

Please note, this was sent to me in my e-mail, I just had to share!


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Why My Blog is Named What it Is

I've had several people ask me why my blog is named Square Funk. Well, my maiden name is Skvarenina. What a mouth full you say! It is pronounced: Square - Nine - Ah!

Now I married Kevin Funk, so there were 2 of us, thus, Funk squared!

The other question I get is why I sign my name Cozyflier. Well, most of you know my name is Carrie. But, we love flying. Our airplane that we built in our garage is called a COZY. So when I fly it with my husband I'm a Cozyflier! that is why I sign my name such!

so there are 2 explanations for why my blog is named and why I sign my name!

Mystery solved! Anymore questions? Bring em on!!


I love me some fabric.: The Vintage Pearl {giveaway} Hip Hip HOORAY!

I love me some fabric.: The Vintage Pearl {giveaway} Hip Hip HOORAY!

Jen is having a giveaway for The Vintage Pearl! Check it out!


Monday, April 11, 2011

Gone, But Not Forgotten!

Hello Friends! Yes, I'm still around, life is just crazy. I'm still sorting through Kevin's and Amelia's pictures from Europe, I haven't blogged all the Disney pictures either! Life just gets in the way sometimes!

Then the mysterious, 'lovely' stomach bug has come to reside in my home, oh joy! I'm the one who seems to the most susceptible to these things and I always run a low grade fever ~ 100.5 to 101. So I've been down & out for the count!

The other big news around here ~ tyler has moved back home! Son number 2 has moved back from Oklahoma for the time being. He called me Saturday morning and said, my car is 95% loaded, I'll be leaving in a little while to head that way! OH was all I could come up with! Seeing as his desk, dresser, and TV wouldn't fit in the car with his clothes, computer, and miscellaneous stuff, I wondered what the game plan was! I suggested an U-Haul. Tyler didn't like that idea. Guess he will be going back to OKC soon with his Dad's car and little trailer or a friend and pickup!

So, I've been gone from blogging, but I haven't forgotten all of you! Amelia goes to the doctor today for follow up on her knee. Maybe she can be released to 1 crutch! And we are in the final 6 weeks of school! Woo Hoo!!

Have a great week!


Friday, April 8, 2011